10 Things People Don’t Talk About When You Move to Palm Springs
(But absolutely should…)
Thinking of trading in your winter coat for flip-flops and desert sunsets? Welcome!But before you make the move, here are a few things no one warns you about — until you're living it.
1. Yes, You Can Bake Cookies on Your Dashboard
And not just cookies — quesadillas, brownies, maybe even a light casserole. When it’s 120°, your car becomes a convection oven with leather seats.
Pro tip: keep oven mitts in your car at all times.
2. You’ll Become Weirdly Obsessed With Your Pool
“What’s the pH today?”“Was that a leaf? A single leaf?!""Did the pool-boy come this week?!"Suddenly you’re a part-time chemist, part-time tile-scraper, full-time lifeguard of your own backyard.
3. Your Flip-Flops Will Melt… Literally
Wear them proudly from October to May.From June through September? Choose wisely. Asphalt is lava.
4. You’ll Develop Opinions About Air Conditioning
SEER ratings, dual-zone systems, Nest vs. manual — you’ll have arguments about HVAC the way other people argue about politics.
You'll worship your a/c unit and pray that it doesn't stop working in the middle of a heat wave.
5. Your Car Becomes a Mobile Sauna
Even with tinted windows, sunshades, and five minutes of “let it air out,” your steering wheel remains the surface temperature of Mars.
6. You’ll Brag About the Weather… Then Suddenly Apologize for It
In December: “It’s 74° and sunny! Again!”In July: “I’m so sorry. We made fun of your snowstorms. We take it all back.”
OR
On the rare occasion when it rains, you'll find yourself saying, "We needed that."
After two consecutive days of rain you'll say, "Is it EVER going to stop raining????" or "Where's the sun?!?!"
7. The Wind Will Personally Victimize You
Your patio cushions? Gone.Your hat? Somewhere in Yucca Valley.Your recycling bin? In a neighbor’s pool.Your bbq? Did that just get blown into the pool??
8. You’ll Learn That Sunblock Is a Lifestyle, Not a Product
SPF 50 becomes your fragrance.SPF 70? Your religion.
9. You Will Start Saying ‘Season’ Like It’s Broadway
“Oh, season is starting!”“Season is ending!”“This restaurant doesn’t take reservations during season.”Your friends elsewhere will have no idea what you’re talking about.
10. You’ll Suddenly Have Friends Visiting… Constantly
Funny how no one visited you when you lived in Fresno. But now that you're in Palm Springs?“Oh hey, we just happen to be in town. Do you have a guest room?”
BONUS: You’ll Secretly Love Every Minute of It
Even the dashboard cookies.Even the pool drama.Even the sunblock addiction.
Because Palm Springs is still one of the most beautiful, quirky, warm-hearted places to call home — oven-like summers and all.
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